The fabulous 6-4-2 blog tipped me off to the Boston Globe ambling on and on about the Red Sox now needing to trade David Wells to a West Coast Team. The same article mentions that John Fenway cannot get a contract to satisfy his teenage General Manager, Theo Epstein.
So I got an Idea - Manny Ramirez, David Wells and Theo Epstein for Adam Kennedy, Steve Finley and Bill Stoneman.
Of course, if Bobby Jenks gets two more saves in the World Series, Stoneman and his combover may be out of a job.