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Ambidextrous Late Inning Power -OR- Rally Monkey in a Ten Gallon Hat

Lefty Ersty and Righty O.C. smackin out the Ranger Bullpen softballs.
It is winning ugly when you exploit and destroy their weakness, and the Texas pen is their Hades.
Jarrod Washedup is done, fizzled, toast - its all over for the Unknown Soldier, and for the Deerhunter as well.
Bootcheck was ON, Shields did his job (and got a W for his trouble) and Frankie's performance is best described by the opening lines of this Brian Eno classic:

Blank Frank
is the messenger
of your doom
and your destruction

Pleasant dreams all you whiffin' Rangers.........