HEY!
We're in first place!
All by ourselves!
Woo-HOO
I am talking about First Friggin Place here!
Sole possession of First in the American League Western Division of Major League Baseball.
Forget about a cure for cancer, we are in FIRST!
Can I get a Woo Hoo from everybody?
(please post your WOO HOO before today's 5:05 p.m. start, as our sole possession of first place will immediately be in jeopardy)